You reason with him, he plays hooligans with you;
You play hooligans with him, and he talks about the rule of law with you;
You talk about the legal system with him, and he talks about politics with you;
You talk about politics with him, and he talks about national conditions with you;
You talk about the national conditions with him, and he talks about connecting with you;
You talk about integration with him, and he talks about culture with you;
You talk about culture with him, and he talks about Confucius with you;
You tell him about Confucius, and he tells you about Laozi;
You talk to him about Lao Tzu, and he pretends to be your grandson!